thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

(via stability)

oreoofficial:

"no pain no game." i whisper as i break my sisters leg while playing twister

(Source: oreooficial, via obamafart)

asian:

yeah if I were to use a fake picture i would of picked a hot guy duh

palmist:

you’re currently witnessing a fine piece of procrastination 

(via tipslip)

absolvtely:

stop unfollowing me I’m pregnant with your child

(Source: gypsums, via officialwhitegirls)

i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day

(Source: lampsarepeopletoo, via andrewquo)

(Source: mettaworldrake, via academy)